Rants & Raves of Jasmine’s Fiction

You all know about my closet cowering over the 14^th day of the 2^nd month. It really wasn’t all that bad I have to say.  After all, my closet is filled with nice clothes and all my lovely shoes and the lavender smells are all really nice and calming.

I crawled out for air recently to find that although I went into hiding, people still managed to find a way to remember me.  Here’s a quick list of thoughts I received:

-         4 cards

-         15 flowers

-         8 boxes of chocolates

-         2 teddy bears

-         1 dead mouse

-         1 death threat

-         2 rave reviews

-         1 hate mail

Not too bad I reckon!  My favourite has to be the dead mouse. It was hugged and squeezed and it was named George.  Don’t ask.  Just accept it.  I now have to open my anthrax filled hate mail.  Happy ValenSwine’s Day everyone!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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