Why Bother?
Yeah, why should I start a blog anyway? Jump on the bloody bandwagon of everyone and anyone who has one - do people really think that anyone cares about what they have to say about the sky, the earth, blah blah blah?
Also, Friendster tells me "You can start your own Photo Album on your Blog!" and why the heck would I want to do that? Share my butt-freak-fuglie pictures with the world? Shit, even my own family gets the ‘edited’ versions of my albums… So can someone tell me why, aside from entertaining sickos with rock bottom insecurities who feel the need to laugh at people who have bad hair years (I have bad hair years - ever tried an afro perm?) just to make themselves feel good, why, the heck do I need to share my i-just-woke-up-with-drool-on-my-face pictures or the classic my-skirt-got-caught-up-my-undies look? Better, why not share all my buck toothed, 4 eyed, stick insect (that was me at 12 years old), horrendous fashioned, bad haired adolecent pictures with everyone???
PAH!
C’mon people, I’m just ranting. The blog is called Rants and Raves of my Fiction. Don’t you all get high and mighty on me, everyone whinges (that’s complain to those of you who don’t speak Aussie) on their blogs so since I’m starting a blog, why not go all the way! Truth of the matter is, this blog is just an excuse to bludge (that’s goof-off in Aussie) for a bit while my boss is away on lunch break… Technically I’m on my lunch break as well so that really doesn’t count as a bludge, just a uh, detour… Heck why not? My phones haven’t rung (that’s a past participle of ring, to those of you who are grammatically retarded) in the past hour!
I can’t help myself correcting people whose grammar is *ick* spastic. (Yes I’m still ranting) Go and take English lessons people and for the love of all that’s holy, please please please use SPELLCHECK!!! Its really not that hard!
Anyway, I’m still bludging so back to the real world to get some eats…
Will blog again soon, or not, maybe, depends… x Ciao! x (that’s bye bye in Italian for the single-linguals)
